Ken Mayhem (kenmayhem) wrote,
Ken Mayhem

snorks are sexy

i am no longer a human.. i am a new breed of mammal!!!! a snork damnit!!

goldfish are just cheezits shaped like fish.

neckties are an arrow pointing to the penis.

beer is good.
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i like to go snorkeling in aruba on my days off.

goldfish are pretty good when you eat them fresh out of the fishbowl.

shoelaces are good for tying penises up.

beer is tasty when you get high.


March 3 2005, 05:31:59 UTC 13 years ago

im sexy
i'm happy for you.